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The Pointless Juggling Parable

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Reading the Copyblogger, Brian Clark, who makes Seth’s point, in Why Emotion Matters, as well as Seth does in It’s How You Tell It, regarding the Chris Bliss three ball juggling routine, and the five ball parody created by Jason Garfield.

The point is that Chris still puts on a better show. Why? Because, Jason makes juggling look boring.

Bloggers, what a useless lot. We are a community of critics. All we ever make are observations. Seinfelds one and all.

This is what happens when people set out to be clever in their observations, they state the obvious, but with an inflection that says, “Do I get a cookie now?”

Obviously, the purpose of Jason’s performance was to make Chris’ exertions look especially comic in light of Jason’s display of skill and ease. It was brilliant showmanship.

Yes, it does tell a story. Not with the maudlin sentiments of corporate communication, but with panache.

Moreover, the video he released on the heels of Chris’ viral distrubtion, meant that his video is now everywhere where Chris’ video is found. I tip my hat to such opportunism.

By far, my favorite overinflated bout of observational bather, the one that so clearly displays the lofty contempt the observer has for the specimens du jour is Sue Pelletier in Technical Brilliance is Not Enough.

As I watched Jason juggle, it was obvious that he is fantastic at what he does. But I wouldn’t hire him for a corporate event. He’s just not engaging. He looks alternatively show-offy, bored, and angry. Bliss seems totally engaged in what he’s doing, excited about it, even a little worried. He pulls us into his experience through his showmanship and makes it ours. Jason seems to be doing it all for Jason.

At breakfast, in the morning, after the day that I offer my opinons on the talents of complete strangers in terms of which complete stranger I would hire for a corporate event, feel free to put however much arsenic in my scambled eggs as you see fit.

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  1. Brian Clark says:

    Point taken, and I’ll be skipping the eggs.

    But I’m curious — your blogged observation of our pointless blogging makes you… what?

    Just a thought. :)

    Comment by Brian Clark on May 2nd, 2006 at 3:12 pm #
  2. Alan Gutierrez says:

    That would make me meta-pointless.

    Thank you for visiting. I love your blog.

    Comment by Alan Gutierrez on May 2nd, 2006 at 3:28 pm #
  3. Free Link Love | Copyblogger says:

    [...] Alan Gutierrez caught my attention by calling one of my posts pointless. He may have been right, and he certainly delivers a worthwhile perspective by blogging from post-Katrina New Orleans. FYI, calling one of my posts pointless will only get you a link in approximately 1 out of 1,000,000 instances, but Alan managed it. [...]

    Comment by Free Link Love | Copyblogger on May 7th, 2006 at 2:53 pm #
  4. Alan’s Blogometer » Brian Clark The Copyblogger says:

    [...] I mentioned Brian Clark in a recent post about the blogospheres’ take-away from the Chris Bliss and Jason Garfield juggling videos. [...]

    Comment by Alan’s Blogometer » Brian Clark The Copyblogger on May 7th, 2006 at 11:38 pm #
  5. Alan Gutierrez says:

    Again, thank you for linking in, Brian Clark.

    For those of you who followed Brian’s link. My gratitude is expressed in the blog entry Brian Clark the Copyblogger.

    Comment by Alan Gutierrez on May 7th, 2006 at 11:43 pm #

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